RE-PETE, 35, wears earplugs to protect his ears from the loud universe. He is a wannabe stand-up comic.
OCEAN, 37, Black, is the daughter of Jake. She is a herbalist and she is always peddling a remedy be it for a physiological or psychological challenge.
MAVERICK, 60, highly competitive, is an ex-professional hockey player and sports nut. He is in charge of the renovations to the bar.
GERI, 34, is a Cockney who works at the bar and sings her heart out every Tuesday. She loves to flirt .
BB BOB, 64, is one of the full-time resident alcoholics in the bar. He is devoted to his fibre glass moose, Trigger.
INDIA, 72, a hippie, makes caustic comments about people in the bar. He sells five dollar joints.
FRITZ, 31, gay, often gets the last laugh in many scenes.
ROCKY, 24, is the shapely no-nonsense Latina bartender with a passion for soccer.
SYLVIA, 28, is the estranged daughter of BB Bob. She is a Goth.
JAKE, 75, Black, is a former CFL football star who is the proprietor of Capt. Jake’s.
SINBAD, the parrot, is owned by Capt. Jake. For attention he loves to mimic the patrons.